( Old Wendy: "The stories are true.") Except for that one shot where they imply that everything was all a dream? ( Smee as a sweeper in the real world: "Hello.") What? And if that's not confusing enough, enjoy a family dynamic where Wendy has always had a crush on Peter ( Old Wendy: (softly stroking Peter's face) "No other girl held your favor the way I did.") but then, she adopted him as her own grandson after he kissed her granddaughter on the lips while she slept and she still clearly has the hots for him. Barrie, well, Sir James, he wrote them all down in a book 80 years ago."), except they're not because they're all based on historical events. How was I that patient as a kid?Įnter a spellbinding version of our own world where the Peter Pan stories are all fiction ( Old Wendy: "Mr. at the 100-minute mark of a 140-minute movie. When his kids get taken off to Neverland, Peter Banning will have to become Peter Pan again. Eugh! Glad they cut the scene where the Lost Boys went all 40-Year-Old Virgin on his chest ( Steve Carrell: (getting his chest waxed) "D'AAAAH, KELLY CLARKSON!"). He's Robin Williams like you've never wanted to see him before: grumpy ( Peter Banning: "I DO NOT BELIEVE IN FAIRIES!"), angry ( Peter Banning: "Would everybody just SHUT UP?!") and completely shaved from head to toe.
#TVTROPES LA NOIRE PROFESSIONAL#
Meet Peter Banning, professional cell-phone-haver. (Pirates in Pan (2015): ♫ Here we are now! Entertain us! ♫) Someday, I'll actually watch Pan to find out why that's in there, but today is not that day.
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#TVTROPES LA NOIRE MOVIE#
Gather around for Spielberg's least favorite Spielberg movie ( Spielberg: "I wanna see Hook again because I still don't like that movie.") even though it's the best film in the entire Peter Pantheon, where by best, we mean least racist, most memorable ( Wendy in Peter Pan (2003): "Peter, come back! PETER!"), and containing the fewest covers of Smells Like Teen Spirit. Before you watch Winnie the Pooh force a sad, middle-aged Christopher Robin back to the Hundred-Acre Woods, Steven Spielberg had every 90's kid wondering: What if Tinkerbell forced a sad, middle-aged Peter Pan back to Neverland? ( Tinkerbell: "I can see why you have trouble finding a happy thought.